I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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