Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
