He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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