i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
In America we eat man semen.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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