Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
