Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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