The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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