hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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