Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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