apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
