i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Randomize
