I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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