All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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