But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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