is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She announced her abortion via fbk
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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