I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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