He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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