I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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