How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize