I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
YAS. BRING CRAB.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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