ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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