Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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