if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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