Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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