id be glad to
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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