Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
His hands were made for my vagina.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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