why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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