So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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