So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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