theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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