so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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