someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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