At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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