You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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