At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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