The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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