come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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