Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
