Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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