WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
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