Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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