We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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