Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
