I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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