Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
Randomize