do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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