We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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