How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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