i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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