Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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