also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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