I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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