Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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