Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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