so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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